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Happy Valentine's Day! Here Are Some Songs We Thought Were Romantic but Are Actually Fucked Up

Ahh, Valentine’s Day, the holiest holiday beloved only by Hallmark corporation executives and whatever sickos mass produce those chalk-y heart-shaped candies every goddamn year. At the very least, Valentine’s Day is a great excuse to talk about all the great love and love-adjacent songs that exist in the world (hint:…

President Obama's White House DJ Doesn't Know What To Make Of Donald Trump—Musically

If you told DJ Mel—who, among other things, has been the official DJ for the University of Texas football team—ten years ago that he would perform one day for President Barack Obama, he wouldn’t have believed you. The Austin-based DJ has played at Lollapalooza and Austin City Limits, as well as the Tour de France. But…