Happy Valentine's Day! Here Are Some Songs We Thought Were Romantic but Are Actually Fucked Up

Ahh, Valentine’s Day, the holiest holiday beloved only by Hallmark corporation executives and whatever sickos mass produce those chalk-y heart-shaped candies every goddamn year. At the very least, Valentine’s Day is a great excuse to talk about all the great love and love-adjacent songs that exist in the world (hint:…

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Diddy Changed His Name to "Love" Because Rich People Can Do Anything

In November 2017 Sean Combs, the richest man in music, changed his name, as he is known to do. “I’ve decided to change my name again!” he tweeted. “My new name is LOVE aka Brother Love.” It didn’t last and he was eviscerated for it (including by this website.) A few days later, he announced a retraction. “I was only…