Happy Valentine's Day! Here Are Some Songs We Thought Were Romantic but Are Actually Fucked Up

Ahh, Valentine’s Day, the holiest holiday beloved only by Hallmark corporation executives and whatever sickos mass produce those chalk-y heart-shaped candies every goddamn year. At the very least, Valentine’s Day is a great excuse to talk about all the great love and love-adjacent songs that exist in the world (hint:…

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No One Loves Appropriation Like Justin Timberlake Loves Appropriation: A Man of the Woods Roundtable

On Friday, February 2, Groundhog’s Day (that little shit predicts six more weeks of winter, by the way) Justin Timberlake released Man of the Woods, his fifth studio album and first record in five years. On Sunday, JT will return to the Super Bowl stage for the first time in 14 years, since the infamous incident in…