Following the adventures of the rich, famous, beautiful and talented is exhausting work, but someone’s got to do it. That someone is me, and I’m here to tell you that on Monday night, Paramore performed at Golden State Warriors’ NBA star Stephen Curry’s 30th birthday party. I know this because there is a looooot of video evidence out there, but also because I love Paramore, I know Curry is a very famous basketball playing man, and this feels like the perfect meeting of minds. He’s a stan.
In the videos below (there are two! Don’t be fooled. Click through!) posted on the official Instagram page for the pop-punk powerhouse that is Paramore, the trio can be seen serenading Curry with the only decent rendition of “Happy Birthday” I’ve ever heard—most of my loved ones are tone deaf—and nailing their 2013 single, “Still Into You.” In the video above, taken on what appears to be Curry’s phone, there’s more “Happy Birthday” magic, the athlete interrupting the song to shout, “That’s Hayley Williams!” into the camera. It’s cute, Curry seems to be into it, I’m certainly into it, and you will be, too. Bye!