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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, two people I’m not really convinced have anything to talk about but are definitely married, are selling their SoHo apartment in New York City for nearly $8 million. The couple bought the penthouse in 2010 for about $6.5 million, and it really has it all: oak floors, walk-in closets, floor-to-ceiling windows, a terrace that goes around three (3) sides of the abode, and a kitchen with “granite countertops,” “striated elm,” and “smoked glass accents.” Well, alright then! Lots of stuff going on here. Good for them.

But when will Justin Timberlake finally honor his self-proclaimed title of “Man of the Woods” and move...into the woods? According to Variety, he and Biel moved into an even bigger place in TriBeCa, but in my opinion, Timberlake should move out of that fancy home, too, and into the woods.

Why? Because he practically said he would. Or at least, that’s the message I got when he named his latest studio album (which is terrible, by the way), Man of the Woods. The only reason I see to name your album Man of the Woods and put your face next to those words is to show that you, the author, are in fact, a man of the woods. So let’s see it. Justin Timberlake should put his money where his mouth is. I don’t even care which woods he chooses.

Your move (to the woods), Justin.

Check out his swanky SoHo home, below (via Stribling):