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Unless you’ve managed to ignore everything outside of the Super Bowl for the last 24 hours (if you’re a resident of Philadelphia, that’s totally plausible, I heard some dude got drunk and ate literal horse shit to celebrate the city’s victory) you are well aware that 20-year-old makeup mogul Kylie Jenner, the youngest of the Kardashian-Jenner clan, gave birth to a baby girl, fathered by her boyfriend, rapper Travis Scott. Ky revealed the news in an extremely sweet and extremely long YouTube video and honestly, we’re just impressed all her friends and family kept it a secret for nine months.


But it also got us thinking—sister Kim Kardashian and her hubby Kanye West are the best when it comes to naming offspring, perhaps it’s a talent that has translated to Kylie, too (She’s the most like Kim, if we were to compare sisters and their personalities.) I’m sure this baby is gonna have a cool ass name, but in case Kylie needs some suggestions, we’re happy to provide some. Here are all the names KJ and Travis should consider giving to little Miss Jenner-Scott, ranked:

10. Katrina (I mean, is it unreasonable to think they’d continue in the “K” name tradition?)


9. Keegan

8. Kara

7. Kacie

6. Kali

5. Kahlen

4. Kai

3. Houston (Not unlike cousin Chicago West, and Travis Scott’s hometown...)

2. Travlie (A combination of their names, get it?)

1. Maria (I’m Drunk)


Senior Writer, Jezebel. It's facetious. My debut book, LARGER THAN LIFE: A History of Boy Bands, is out July 21.

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